NANCY PELOSI PROVIDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR STEALING MAIL IN VOTES

Inside a parallel universe where political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with enjoyment and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty tactics, identified herself at the center of a scandal of epic proportions. It all began innocently sufficient, using a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but little did Pelosi